Yesterday. Breakfast with the Ongs.
Ong, Sr.: 'Nak, you see the picture on the front page? Guyang's meeting with Obama? It's not mentioned there, but she's creaming in her panties.
Ong, Jr.: Ah. What caught my eye was that Jamby's running for the presidency.
Ong, Sr.: Oh. Well, she's creaming in her panties as well.
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In other news, we wanted to pay our last respects to Cory tonight, but well, the line quite resembled cruel and inhuman torture. Bale nagsayang lang kami ng gasolina. However, my father had the following to say: "Guyang must be infuriated. How inconsiderate it was of Cory to steal the spotlight just when our beloved president was basking in Obama's glory!"
Ong, Sr.: 'Nak, you see the picture on the front page? Guyang's meeting with Obama? It's not mentioned there, but she's creaming in her panties.
Ong, Jr.: Ah. What caught my eye was that Jamby's running for the presidency.
Ong, Sr.: Oh. Well, she's creaming in her panties as well.
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In other news, we wanted to pay our last respects to Cory tonight, but well, the line quite resembled cruel and inhuman torture. Bale nagsayang lang kami ng gasolina. However, my father had the following to say: "Guyang must be infuriated. How inconsiderate it was of Cory to steal the spotlight just when our beloved president was basking in Obama's glory!"